15. Tillie Tuesday March 16, 2021

It’s just another Tillie Tuesday,

I wish it were a snooze day,

But it’s my news day,

And just another Tillie Tuesday.

Tillie, pondering:

“Daddy, I have two questions. But I forgot one of them.”

Tillie, on the end of the rainbow:

Tillie: What if the rainbow ended at our house? We would have all the treasure!

Me: We have the treasure. Our love for each other. Tillie: I meant the gold and stuff.

Tillie, assessing the situation:

“I accidentally almost choked. But you can tell I didn’t die.”

Tillie, on fire drills at school:

“We had to go immediately. Like when I say, ‘Give me a cookie right now!’ It’s like that only faster.”

Tillie, on sailing (see photo of drawing):

I went on a boat with my parents. I found an island. It had a treasure.

Her explanation of the drawing: “I put on a dancing ball so we could get groovy.”

Tillie, on the drama inherent in a mundane task:

“Was your mind just telling you, ‘This is our only chance?’”

Tillie, using a special attack power in Pokémon:

“Here comes the breeze...Hurricane Blast!”

And, finally, Tillie’s self assessment:

“What can I say about myself? I’m chaos. Muahhahaha!”