“It feels like the medicine guys who make the medicine don’t even taste it. They are terrible cooks!”

Tillie: I bet you can’t think of what number I’m thinking of.

Me: Twelve.

Tillie: Nope.

Me: Seven.

Tillie: Even noper.

“Did you know that the giant squid has three hearts? And apparently it’s brain is the size of a small donut.”

“Can you get my pillow? I’m hand-fulded.”

“You are now in my wonderland of colors.”

“Love will never give up on you.”

“Go the story.”

“When you get to Heaven will you be a kid or will you still be very old?”

“I don’t want to be rude but those stairs don’t even look like stairs.”

“I will drink Sprite so that we can save the water to share with the towns that are running out of water.”

“Do mermaids pee?…How?”

“Do you want to fight, Daddy? It will only take ten seconds.”

“Do you even know how to sunbathe unicorn style? It’s probably too hard for adults.”

“Do you call all my good ones great? Well, you are my father.”

Tillie, what’s your favorite breakfast?

“Umm…lunch?”

“I’ll have the cappuccino add the chicken with no broccoli.”

“Wake up powder! Now you are going to fall awake!”

“Coffee got on me but it wasn’t enough to burn my whole entire hand off.”

“Please don’t remind me of the sadness that is still in my heart!”

“Daddy, what’s your fifth favorite color?”